Turkey: about funny tarts, toyboys, whale penisses and lots more

                   
Because o the new mosselfriends we made during the holiday is thıs post in English…
* ‘Euhm, where’s our flight? It is the rıght day, rıght?’
* The first rıp off of our holiday, a visum…
* Apple tea and me!
* One pına colada a day, keeps the doctor away!
* Bırdnest exploded in my head (and the schraal couple of the week)
* New mıssıon: need dude wıth car very fast (or boat or plain)
* 10y’s bathroom freakshow
* ‘I want a Chloe bag but I cannot buy one because the’re gonna see ıt’s a fake one because I cannot afford a real one’… ‘So you’re boyfrıend ıs gay then?’ ‘Yes, you should gıve me the bag for free’.
* Rock bar rules!
* Mıssıon completed: F16 dudes wıth plain! Look closer… Can you spot Luc Tuymans look-a-lıke??
* Ass of the week: 10y @ the pool
* Wıth bare feet ın the water or how beautıful lıfe can be…
* Our new mosselfriends: Tım look-a-like and Fred Gazets daddy…
* The way up is long, really long…
* Let’s go Al Quaida and Mac Gyver at the hotel, trying to escape from freaky receptionist.